I just had a friend buy a new laptop for his daughter. Not even a month later, she spilled bubble bath in the thing. Seems ok, except the keyboard.

Rather than spend the billable-time cleaning the keyboard (which may not work) or $150 to replace the keyboard, we’re trying an end run – an external keyboard.

Since this is a laptop, and meant to be porable, hauling around a full-size keyboard isn’t the best solution.

We’re trying a somewhat more portable keyboard – a roll-up keyboard.

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Got a call the other day from a client whose mom was completely stymied in her efforts to actually, you know, use her computer.

Everything she clicked on – internet, email, docs – refused to work. Instead, she’d get a popup message with a rather cryptic (yet more informative than most) error: “Program name Bad image C:\windows\system32\0020.DLL is not a valid windows image”.

It turns out this was a symptom of a rather badly written little piece of malware. I say this, because if a virus, spyware, or adware disables a computer, the first thing a user will do it get it fixed. Really, folks. If you want to write good viruses which actually do their jobs (usually sending masses of spam) then make them do it without visible effect.

But I digress. I did a bit of searching, and found a fix. We couldn’t just run a virus-checker, since that did nothing but produce the “not a valid windows image” error. This one required manual termination.

I fixed this one over the phone, walking the client through it step by step. Normally I try not to do [tippy title="registry" reference="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Registry" ]The Windows registry stores configuration and preference settings for the entire system – programs, settings, just about anything that can be changed.[/tippy] edits over the phone, since there is a good chance of miscommunication, thus making things worse. In this case, though, they were an hour away, during rush hour, so the phone seemed the best option.

We had to do two things – remove the registry entry that caused 0020.dl to run, and remove 0020.dll itself.

First, we got rid of the file. (We couldn’t edit the registry first, since we got the error when we tried to open [tippy title="regedit" reference="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regedit#Editing"]regedit.exe is the program in Windows that can be used to manually edit the registry. Most changes to the registry are made behind the scenes, usually when programs are installed or settings are changed in the Control Panels.[/tippy].

To remove the errant file, we opened up “My Computer”. In “My Computer”, we opened the hard drive (“Local Drive (C:)”). At this point, Windows warns, something like this: “Do you really want to do this? The contents are normally kept hidden”. We said yes. We then continued deeper into the system, double-clicking on the Windows folder, and then on system32. You might recognize this as the path that was in the original error message – “C:\windows\system32\0020.dll”.

Once we were in the system32 folder, we looked through the list and found 0020.dll. I wanted to remove it, and any other files in this folder that were created at the same time. We found one other file called “WORK.DAT” that had the same “date created”. We threw both files away.

Now that the file was gone, we could again open programs, so we opened regedit (Click “Start”, then type “regedit” in the search box, and hit return in Vista or Windows 7, or if you’re in Windows XP, click Start, then Run, then type regedit, and hit return).

In regedit, there is a list of items on the left, all starting with “HKEY_”. We opened the HKEY_Local_Machine folder by clicking the plus sign next to it (it’s a triangle instead of a plus sign in Windows 7). Then, in the list of items under HKEY_Local_Machine, we found “Software”. We opened that one, then “Microsoft”, then looked for “Windows NT”, then for “Current Version”, then finally in “Current Version”, we looked for and found “Windows”.

Now we were here, in the registry hierarchy: HKEY_Local_Machine\Software\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Windows . In the right-hand pane of the regedit window, we could a list of items. One in particular, we needed to change. Doubleclick on “AppInit_DLLs”, and we saw that it had a value entered of “C:\windows\system32\0020.dl”. We highlighted this and hit “delete”, then clicked “ok”. Then we restarted, and all was well.

As a final step, I had them fire up their antivirus software and update it, then run a full scan.

At today’s open office-hours, I had two quick questions that served as great reminders that this stuff just isn’t intuitive.

First: A laptop that couldn’t see any wireless network, though TaborSpace’s wireless was indeed up and running. Turns out, that Windows for some reason doesn’t bother to tell you that the wireless hardware is disconnected. The cure? Slide the switch on the front of the laptop to “on”. Of course, the switch is located right at the front where you’d normally find a latch to hold the cover closed. Classic example of bad hardware design meeting bad software design to leave a computer user frustrated.

Second: Another long-time computer user came to me with a pretty basic question – How to have two windows visible on screen at once. Windows has a habit, sometimes, of opening all windows in full-screen mode. (Mac OS is just the opposite – it usually doesn’t want to open windows in full-screen). A quick click on the “maximize” button to toggle out of full-screen, then drag the corner of the window to resize. Pretty simple, but certainly not intuitive.

Just spent a late evening removing gunk for a PCC student. He’d fallen for a link from a FaceBook friend along the lines of “you’re in the movies”, that led to, apparently, a YouTube video, that said he had to install a new video player, et voila!, he’s got problems.

As seems to be the case quite often these days, he wound up with multiple popups, all claiming to have found lots of ReallyBadStuff(™) on his machine. They’d even remove the Really Bad Stuff, if he only paid them 49 bucks (and quite possibly given them carte blanche to charge the moon on his credit/debit card).

Wound up removing most of it with MalwareBytes Malware Removal Tool (the free version!), followed by another cleanup run with ComboFix. Then I got to remove some other marginal bits – “Fast Web Search” and MyWebTattoo’s “Search Protector”. These were a result, apparently, of yet another FaceBook meme – Web Tattos. These were removal via the Programs Control Panel, and changing search providers in IE.

Moral of the story? Be careful what you click on.