Got a call the other day from a client whose mom was completely stymied in her efforts to actually, you know, use her computer.

Everything she clicked on – internet, email, docs – refused to work. Instead, she’d get a popup message with a rather cryptic (yet more informative than most) error: “Program name Bad image C:\windows\system32\0020.DLL is not a valid windows image”.

It turns out this was a symptom of a rather badly written little piece of malware. I say this, because if a virus, spyware, or adware disables a computer, the first thing a user will do it get it fixed. Really, folks. If you want to write good viruses which actually do their jobs (usually sending masses of spam) then make them do it without visible effect.

But I digress. I did a bit of searching, and found a fix. We couldn’t just run a virus-checker, since that did nothing but produce the “not a valid windows image” error. This one required manual termination.

I fixed this one over the phone, walking the client through it step by step. Normally I try not to do registry edits over the phone, since there is a good chance of miscommunication, thus making things worse. In this case, though, they were an hour away, during rush hour, so the phone seemed the best option.

We had to do two things – remove the registry entry that caused 0020.dl to run, and remove 0020.dll itself.

First, we got rid of the file. (We couldn’t edit the registry first, since we got the error when we tried to open regedit.

To remove the errant file, we opened up “My Computer”. In “My Computer”, we opened the hard drive (“Local Drive (C:)”). At this point, Windows warns, something like this: “Do you really want to do this? The contents are normally kept hidden”. We said yes. We then continued deeper into the system, double-clicking on the Windows folder, and then on system32. You might recognize this as the path that was in the original error message – “C:\windows\system32\0020.dll”.

Once we were in the system32 folder, we looked through the list and found 0020.dll. I wanted to remove it, and any other files in this folder that were created at the same time. We found one other file called “WORK.DAT” that had the same “date created”. We threw both files away.

Now that the file was gone, we could again open programs, so we opened regedit (Click “Start”, then type “regedit” in the search box, and hit return in Vista or Windows 7, or if you’re in Windows XP, click Start, then Run, then type regedit, and hit return).

In regedit, there is a list of items on the left, all starting with “HKEY_”. We opened the HKEY_Local_Machine folder by clicking the plus sign next to it (it’s a triangle instead of a plus sign in Windows 7). Then, in the list of items under HKEY_Local_Machine, we found “Software”. We opened that one, then “Microsoft”, then looked for “Windows NT”, then for “Current Version”, then finally in “Current Version”, we looked for and found “Windows”.

Now we were here, in the registry hierarchy: HKEY_Local_Machine\Software\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Windows . In the right-hand pane of the regedit window, we could a list of items. One in particular, we needed to change. Doubleclick on “AppInit_DLLs”, and we saw that it had a value entered of “C:\windows\system32\0020.dl”. We highlighted this and hit “delete”, then clicked “ok”. Then we restarted, and all was well.

As a final step, I had them fire up their antivirus software and update it, then run a full scan.

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At today’s open office-hours, I had two quick questions that served as great reminders that this stuff just isn’t intuitive.

First: A laptop that couldn’t see any wireless network, though TaborSpace’s wireless was indeed up and running. Turns out, that Windows for some reason doesn’t bother to tell you that the wireless hardware is disconnected. The cure? Slide the switch on the front of the laptop to “on”. Of course, the switch is located right at the front where you’d normally find a latch to hold the cover closed. Classic example of bad hardware design meeting bad software design to leave a computer user frustrated.

Second: Another long-time computer user came to me with a pretty basic question – How to have two windows visible on screen at once. Windows has a habit, sometimes, of opening all windows in full-screen mode. (Mac OS is just the opposite – it usually doesn’t want to open windows in full-screen). A quick click on the “maximize” button to toggle out of full-screen, then drag the corner of the window to resize. Pretty simple, but certainly not intuitive.

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Do you have a small forest of sticky notes stuck to your screen or keyboard? Are they overflowing onto the desk, the computer, and the cat who is really just trying to nap on your keyboard?

You can use your computer to save your sticky notes for you.

On the Mac, look for Stickies in the Applications Folder, or type Stickies into the Spotlight search bar (the magnifying glass on the upper right corner of the menu bar at the top of the screen). On Windows 7, look for Sticky Notes in the Start menu (pinned to the left column), or type Sticky into the search box in the Start menu.

On the Mac, you can adjust fonts, colors, text-size and so forth via the menubar at the top of the screen. On Windows, Sticky Notes has no menus, so you’ll need to use keyboard shortcuts to adjust these. Select or highlight text in a sticky note, and use one of the following keyboard shortcuts:
Note: You will need to first Select the Text in your sticky note to use the Hotkeys Listed below:
Ctrl + b Makes text bold
Ctrl + i Makes text italic
Ctrl + u Makes text underlined
Ctrl + t Make strikethrough text
Ctrl + shift + > Makes text larger
Ctrl + shift + < Makes text smaller
Ctrl + shift + L To create lists or bullets, hit this key combination repeatedly to change between list types.

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